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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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faeriekit

I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

faeriekit

This post is "three parents living happily in one house" erasure smh

maximinimaximus

Only two parents? In *this* economy?

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millenialmfa

I love this post. I LOVE this post. When I was in Kindergarten, my teacher wanted to show my family a drawing we were supposed to do if our parents or family members (something like that). At that time, I was living in the house with my mother, my aunt, my grandparents, and my dad would visit sometimes on the weekend. As a baby, my mom was involved with a gay man who even after he came out stayed close with the family (there’s tons of pictures of him holding me as a baby). Anyway, they showed the picture I drew, where I told my teacher I had FIVE PARENTS.

I was an only child, but I was never lonely. My aunt was like the cool big sister, my grandpa pushed me on the swing and taught me about yardwork and exposed me to classic musicals, my grandma is the reason I can cook and bake.

It doesn’t matter how they get there: more people in your child’s life is a good thing.


Fast forward to when I am 15. My grandparents adopt me. My aunt legally becomes my sister, her children legally become my niece and nephew, my grandfather, almost near retirement, gets to joke around with his office that he has a teenager at home and she’s accomplishing xyz insert whatever activity they were keeping me busy with. My grandparents wouldn’t have it any other way.


You know who “gave me away” at my wedding? Six different people all in unison agreeing to help me and my husband on our journey.


I had TWO father/daughter dances that night. No one batted an eye.


More people doesn’t make your kid’s life complicated. It makes it better, I promise. It takes a village. Whether that village comes about organically, legally, through marriage, or polyamory.

faeriekit

I didn't initially tap this post as good poly rep (you can tell it was my second thought), but I am always of the opinion that you can have as many parents in your life as are there are people willing to raise you. There is no such thing as 'replacing a rightful role'; there are only people who love you and are willing to put the time in to be there for you, and your willingness to receive them. Likewise, I imagine, come partners and children.

Thank you for adding your experience.

faeriekit

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Extremely validated that someone else also assumed there was just a talking computer monitor in their house and they just lived like that

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charlataninred

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

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The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

  1. The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
  2. The Monster of Sentan
  3. The Witch’s Cat
  4. Raise Both Children
  5. Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
  6. Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
  7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
  8. Pirates and Mermaid
  9. Eindred and the Witch
  10. The Demon King
  11. The Cornerwitch
  12. Grandmother Beetroot
  13. Apocalypse Daycare Worker
  14. Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
  15. New Year Saga
  16. A Story About Changelings
  17. Ranger in the King’s Forest
  18. The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
  19. Goblin Men (Canines)
charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

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What about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard? That’s lived in my mind for years and I haven’t seen it in a long time

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Oh, love that story, adding it to the list:
20. Princess Talia
and adding a few more contenders
21. Thyme
22. The Monster under the Bed
23. A Meaningful Death
24. Humans are unstoppable…until they aren’t
25. The Monster under the Fridge
26. Antler Guy
27. Cleric slamming healing spells

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Adding a few more I remembered: 
28. The Frog and the Scorpion
29. HSTHETE
30. The First Witch in the World
31. Imagine that Oceans were replaced by Forests 
32. A Faerie taking a Name 
33. The Dragon on the Farm 
34. Synovus & Menace 
35. Raising the Anti-Christ 
36. Aliens vs. Flora & Fauna of Earth (pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but I had this one saved) 
37. Doctors without Borders…in Space! 
38. The Villain-Wrangler 
39. The Last Contact 
40. The 100 Parent-Point Children 
41. And the Heavens Wept 
42. The Night Gentleman 
43. The Serpent God and their Priestess 

knottahooker

44. No One Showed Up for the Last Storytime

adamskiiii

Wow! @writing-prompt-s contributing to like half of these!

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I can hardly take any credit for these stories! But I love sharing them. Unfortunately I cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so I can give it a little boost :)

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ganondorf

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

whatohgirlieplease

i hope it's okay to add this because i think it hits the nail directly on the head

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dsudis

Honestly, it's like picking up a book and saying "I know all these words, I can type, I could have written this" like there's no middle step between the technical ability and the finished work.

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goodzillo

how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

ms-demeanor

Do you ever see some discourse float by and think “Maybe I’m not hanging out on the worst parts of Tumblr, actually”

professional-shitposting

jesus fucking christ

totallynotagentphilcoulson

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rettaroo
rockpapercynic

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A.I. photos are flooding social media and contributing to an Internet where we can't believe what we see. Spotting A.I. 📷s is an important media literacy skill.

None of us have time to research every image we see. We just need people to notice BEFORE THEY LIKE OR SHARE that an image might be fake. If unsure, check it or don't share.

I've started drawing some comics explaining the basic of AI spot-checking and media literacy in the age of disinformation. Follow along here or on my Twitter.

rettaroo

I work at a small museum and today we found a ai bot account generating posts about hyperlocal history. It wasn't just the images that were AI generated - the text content was full of similar errors and misinformation. Be wary, folks.

Source: rockpapercynic.com
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headspace-hotel

Let's make an ecosystem

Rocks and rugged terrain 🪨⛰️

Trees 🌲🌳

Flowers 🌻🌼🌸🌷🌺

Grasses and sedges 🌾

Large herbivores 🦌🦬

Large predators 🐺🐆

Humans 👩🏾‍🌾💁🏼‍♀️✋🏾

Invertebrates 🐝🪲🐜🪱🐌

Small animals 🦝🐿️🐀🦎🐍

Birds 🦅🦆🦉🦃🪺

Water 💦🌊🏞️💧🪷

Disturbance 🔥🌪️

grelliam

Wait a minute..... Large population of invertebrates? An unusual amount of disturbance? Trees that are able to survive in an environment that's mostly water?

OH SHIT

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THAT'S A MANGROVE FOREST, BABYYY!!!

snailchimera

#what about the grasses
oh this is exciting. I get to be a nerd.

So there's a very similar type of environment that does have tons of grasses. It's called a salt marsh.

photo of a salt marsh, with a red kayak in the foregroundALT

But as you can see in the photo above, salt marshes don't have a ton of trees. So how do we resolve this?

Salt marshes and mangrove forests are usually mutually exclusive. Salt marshes thrive mostly in temperate areas (with notable exceptions, but still), and mangrove forests are largely tropical. However, there are a rare few places on Earth where their ranges overlap, and you get a mixed saltmarsh-mangrove biome.

Therefore I propose that this poll is currently recreating the Indian River Lagoon in central Florida.

Help it better emulate the IRL by adding more birds!

that-one-utensil

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@necromancersdoitbetter Actually the lagoon isn’t just filled with gators!

The larger animals who call it home include, dolphins, small sharks, rays, alligators, and manatees!

The lagoon is made up of brackish water- meaning it is a mix of salt water and fresh water. Because of this, the water holds an extremely diverse environment. Once in a blue moon you might even see an otter swimming about!

It is a very very beautiful area in Central Florida that I highly recommend to any travelers.

necromancersdoitbetter

!!!!!! Thank you so much this is very interesting!